Snow Day Planner Gifts

Yeah, I'm totally snowed in. I can't even get to my car... - 'Yeah, the ice hasn't quite thawed yet. Safer to stay where I am...' - 'Listen, it's virtually the weekend...' -

"It's all in the timing. If you wait until you actually see the back of his neck, it's too late!"

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Good News about winter

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Ice skater

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"First snowman?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Heading off with a packed bag

Italia tours

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Let it go, Amy.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Socially distanced sledding

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"