Snow Day Planner Mugs

Yeah, I'm totally snowed in. I can't even get to my car... - 'Yeah, the ice hasn't quite thawed yet. Safer to stay where I am...' - 'Listen, it's virtually the weekend...' -

"It's all in the timing. If you wait until you actually see the back of his neck, it's too late!"

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Good News about winter

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Ice skater

"First snowman?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Heading off with a packed bag

Italia tours

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Let it go, Amy.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

Socially distanced sledding

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."