Snow Day Solver Mugs

Games Store Snow Shoes.

"Tommy!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"First snowman?"

Giant Snowflake.

Couple melting the snow around them.

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Trawling for Fish.

'I'll take ten, please.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"It covers up all the debt."

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Ice skating

"I prefer snow person."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

The Janopause

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

"Having a mom who works for the Pentagon has its perks."

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

Artist's Perspective

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

'Saturday mornings should be quiet, Kate...'

"It's a bit derivative."