Snow Day Solver Pillows

Games Store Snow Shoes.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"First snowman?"

Giant Snowflake.

Couple melting the snow around them.

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Trawling for Fish.

'I'll take ten, please.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

"It covers up all the debt."

"I prefer snow person."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

The Janopause

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Ice skating

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

"Having a mom who works for the Pentagon has its perks."

Artist's Perspective

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

'Saturday mornings should be quiet, Kate...'

"It's a bit derivative."

Lovely weather again.