Feasts Pillows

Overweight Man Talks to Servant Boy

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Elfie Stick

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Dancing in pyjamas

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Santa does a keg stand.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Christmas Pets

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Christmas Presents.

"Merry Christmas"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Santa Dog

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Easter Egg Delivery

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"