Feasts Pillows

Overweight Man Talks to Servant Boy

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Elfie Stick

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Dancing in pyjamas

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Christmas Pets

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Christmas Presents.

"Merry Christmas"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Santa Dog

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Easter Egg Delivery