Christmas Celebration Pillows

Russian Doll Christmas

The Devil's advocaat.

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all genders."

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

Round robin goes bob bob bobbing along.

'Merry Christmas' Devoted angel praising Christmas

Christmas Hugs

I only drink Ice wine

'Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year' Swooping angel having fun

'He wants to know if you brought Him an X-Box?'

Pimp my sleigh.

Farmer Pickles Present.

Status updating this year's MINCE PIE!

Twas 4 nights before Christmas and Santa's spirits aren't high. Unless hitched to his sleigh, his reindeer can't fly...

'May we sing you a few carols?'

Radiant, yet flammable.

Christmas Family Gliders

What did I tell you? One Christmas tree light goes out, they all go out.

"He's coming out halo first!"

"The holiday season always puts me in the mood to plan a tropical vacation."

A field of Christmas baubles

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Bitchbark Canoe