Christmas Party Animal Pillows

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Bubbly

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Early photobombing

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Join me in a Martini?

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Balancing two espresso martinis

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Wolf Karaoke

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Beers

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Margarita

Santa does a keg stand.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Christmas Pets