Christmas Party Animal Prints

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Bubbly

Join me in a Martini?

Early photobombing

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Beers

Balancing two espresso martinis

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Wolf Karaoke

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Margarita

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Karataoke

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Christmas Pets

Santa does a keg stand.