Social Interaction Maven Gifts

'You call yourself a liar? I don't believe you.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Glance Exchange

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Reporter #6: television.

'Let us pray...'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"Great coffee, Carole."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."