Communication Maven Gifts

'When I said those things to you that I didn't mean...I meant them.'

'Let's begin our meeting. Everybody talk, nobody listen.'

Your e-mail in the computer

"Ms. Sweeney, take a letter, a memo, an email, a tweet, a text, never mind...I forgot what I was going to say."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

In the Guru District

Jack of all trades

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Apples for sale

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"National security adviser"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"And this is our media room."

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Ice skater

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Direct Marketing...

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

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