Media Culture Maven Gifts

You know, Lars, on cable TV news shows, talking heads like us are called pundits

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"National security adviser"

Instructional guide to scribbling

"And this is our media room."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Let us pray...'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Reporter #6: television.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."