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Invasion of the Podcasters.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"National security adviser"

Instructional guide to scribbling

"And this is our media room."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

'Let us pray...'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Reporter #6: television.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Fifty shades of Leveson.