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Joe experiences a profound, life-changing moment of clarity, but it simply can't compete with the cool informercial he was watching at the time.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"National security adviser"

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

"And this is our media room."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'Let us pray...'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Reporter #6: television.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."