Miniature Maven Gifts

Epoxymoron

Lego Haircut

"Tex encounters the Knick-Knack Indians."

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Like that?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

The sunglasses.

Carbon Dating

The hall of bad ideas.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

Who Wore It Best?

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'