Miniature Maven Gifts

Epoxymoron

Lego Haircut

"Tex encounters the Knick-Knack Indians."

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Like that?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The sunglasses.

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

Carbon Dating

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Who Wore It Best?

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

The hall of bad ideas.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."