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"I won't attend a benefit unless I know it's for a worthwhile photo spread."

Paul Klee

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Salvador Dali's cats.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

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"Brian's considering the optics."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 1

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

China

A day at the races

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"Your party just totally blew us away."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'