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"I won't attend a benefit unless I know it's for a worthwhile photo spread."

Paul Klee

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

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'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

China

A day at the races

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 1

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'