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"Can Dave come out to drink cider in the park?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Children's Party

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

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"Brian's considering the optics."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

A day at the races

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Your party just totally blew us away."