Socialites Mugs

"You know the Birkenstocks."

The Epsom Derby - Ladies Observe from the Balcony

The fashionable world in Hyde Park

'Are you sure you didn't invite the Brownes around for dinner?'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

A day at the races

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

Lobster a la Riseholme!

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"I never expected to collide into you!"

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."