Social Dreamer Mugs

Pretending you're popular.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

ET Mishap

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Painting taking root...

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Giraffe Portrait

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Man and Machine snoozing

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Keep on Truckin.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."