Elite Institution Admirer T-Shirts

Various sporting officials think to themselves: '4 years at West Point for this'...'5 years at MIT for this'...'6 years at Julliard for this.'

"What old school? This is my life."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

Royal Picnic

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

The Codfather.

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

Oxford tour guides

Countess

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

The Epsom Derby - An Earl Throwing Sticks at Cocunuts

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

'I want everything, bring me everything we have on that.'

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

Franz Oppenheimer

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

'A Chiswick Fete'

'No suspicious circumstances here chief. Just some old rich dude who spoiled himself rotten.'

Ladies' Mile

"Hi! Just a quick call to say thanks for still using a landline."

"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."

Caught their eye.

"Well gentlemen, I think it's time we rejoined the ladyboys."

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'