Social Class Enthusiast Pillows

Boy: 'No? Why don't you never treat yourself to no luxuries, Guvner?'

Old mistress accuses young servant girl of imitating her curled hair

"For drinks or dinner?"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'New money or old money?'

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

Wall St. Glitterati

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"Welcome to serf orientation. Please find your groups and we'll begin with a trust exercise."

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade.

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

'Onward to the 'Big Society'...I see a more caring, sharing, inclusive world, a world of 'community' of..'

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

Classy Dogs.

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

'A Chiswick Fete'

UpperLower Class Pastimes

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

"I shall require many menservants."

Horrible Suspicion in High Life.

Scruffy looking man asking whether one should take one's hat into an evening party

"Give us this day our daily gluten-free sliced white ciabatta."

Ladies' Mile