Upper-class Enthusiasts Pillows

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'New money or old money?'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

Faberge Chicken

Elephant Upgrade

Wall St. Glitterati

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'Parker... organise some chaos.'

The Abandonment of Expensive Cars in Dubai

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

"It's all tax deductible."

Golf course deals - 'Rule of thumb: Anyone who has spent five hundred dollars for a putter, and two hundred for a lime green golf shirt, that's someone you want to get to know.'