Status Enthusiast Gifts

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Go! Means NOW!

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"I like to keep things simple."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."