Social Status Seeker Gifts

"Baldo, wash that phony hicky off your neck! Hickies are disgusting and tacky. I don't think any girl with any taste would think otherwise."

If you give a mouse a fancy pillow.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'