Social Status Savant Gifts

"Don't waste time on Daddy. Mummy's the money."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

New Suit.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Giraffe Selfie

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

"#notguilty."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Early Learning Today

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Tie Rolls

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

Social Media

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Choosing What To Wear.

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

American Roulette

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

GURLERS