Social Status Savant Mugs

"Don't waste time on Daddy. Mummy's the money."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

New Suit.

Giraffe Selfie

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"#notguilty."

Early Learning Today

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Tie Rolls

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

Social Media

Choosing What To Wear.

American Roulette