Social Media Savant Mugs

'Does your bird talk?'

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

'If you have any complaints, can you come to me before posting them on Myspace?'

"...and, for what felt like the millionth time, she opened her phone for the diminishing dopamine hit that never satisfied."

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

"In remembrance, I'd now like to read some of her most popular tweets."

Breakfast. Breakfast on Instgram

'You say you have people skills yet you have only two Facebook friends. I find that troubling.'

Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

'Hey, wait a second! Aren't we friends on Facebook?! You're Ralph's cousin,right? Yeah, we just friended each other last month.'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

"You may be man's best friend but I've got 2,197 friends on facebook."

'We embrace all digital denominations.'

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

"I don't know what the big deal is about fake news. It's not like anyone reads."

"I don't know why people complain that Twitter only gives you 140 letters to express yourself in. I usually manage with four."

Jared had learned his people skills through public forums on media websites.

'You post intimate details on Facebook, you want to be followed on Twitter, you send out dozens of selfies a day, yet you're paranoid about your computer's camera?'

He used the internet to refine his communication skills.

"You were fired a week ago. Have you checked your twitter account?"

"If you made as many blocks on the court as you do on Twitter, we'd have a great defense."

"How would you describe my body type...Creamy or Chunky?"

"Hi Bobby, grounded again?"

'He ignores my commands. But he does follow me on Twitter.'

'That's the way I blogroll, baby.'

'I'm a little confused Dear, am I supposed to be actioning the post of posting an action?'

Scuba texting

Competitive tweeting

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

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