Social Savant Gifts

Dave finally figured a way of overcoming his fear of talking to people at networking events.

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Bullseye!

Giraffe Selfie

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

Decision Making Block

Nuclear generation of energy.

"#notguilty."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Early Learning Today

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Reuse it or lose it.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

'I say we try it.'

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Social Media