Status Symbols Gifts

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"You know, since he bought the Ferrari my husband has just looked so young and trim..."

Plumbing Company Executive

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

I left the price on to impress the neighbours!

"I don't care how comfortable it is - You look like an idiot!"

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"No, the Geo Metros, Hyundais, Rabbits, and Kias belong to faculty - the Alfa Romeos, BMWs, and Volvos belong to students."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

That should get you motivated.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

"I don't do intimidation"

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"I never thought I'd get married again."

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

IVF Slut