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"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Plumbing Company Executive

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

I left the price on to impress the neighbours!

"I don't care how comfortable it is - You look like an idiot!"

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

That should get you motivated.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I never thought I'd get married again."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"I don't do intimidation"

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

'Norton, you'll never be a great success until you get a smaller cellphone and a bigger automobile.'

'Yes, Mom, boating safety is important, however, a giant floaty is a little embarrassing.'

'My other car is a Mercedes, too' bumper sticker.

'Well you know what they say...the smaller the phone, the bigger the car.'

Trophy dog stick