"I never thought I'd get married again."
Status Symbol Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for your status symbol buff? Explore our curated collection of products that highlight sophistication, originality, and a touch of daring. Ideal for those who love to make an impression, our items combine clever humor with a refined edge, perfect for expressing individuality in style. Whether it’s a witty t-shirt, a statement pillow, or a chic art print, find the perfect gift that speaks to their love of standing apart from the crowd and celebrating their distinctive persona.
"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."
Snowman with Happy Face Badge.
'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'
"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."
'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'
"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."
"No, the Geo Metros, Hyundais, Rabbits, and Kias belong to faculty - the Alfa Romeos, BMWs, and Volvos belong to students."
'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'
'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'
'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'
"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."
"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"
"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."
Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport
"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."
"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"
"I don't do intimidation"
Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.
"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"
"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"
"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"
'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'
"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."
Plumbing Company Executive
IVF Slut
"So you see, even greed has its rewards."
"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."
Napa, Bellevue, McLeon
Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough
'Well you know what they say...the smaller the phone, the bigger the car.'
Trophy dog stick
'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'
'Great idea you had! Its easy to see why you're the CEO at wealth-management.'
Status Symbol Buff Gifts Collection
Status Symbol Buff Mugs
Discover more gifts for the status symbol buff, including clever mugs that make a bold statement about personality and style.
Status Symbol Buff Pillows
Find stylish pillows that showcase individuality and add personality to any living space, tailored for those with a taste for the extraordinary.
Status Symbol Buff Prints
Browse our exclusive prints that capture the essence of originality and flair, ideal for decorating the home of a proud status symbol buff.
Status Symbol Buff T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty t-shirts, perfect for the creative buff who loves to wear their personality on their sleeve.