Status Explorer Mugs

'Let's try to get a box seat where we might catch a player.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"No, the Geo Metros, Hyundais, Rabbits, and Kias belong to faculty - the Alfa Romeos, BMWs, and Volvos belong to students."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

Body Systems

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

'She just won't speak to me!'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'That's the problem! All we do is communicate!'

The Tangents talk it over.

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

'Chief say he eat to many beans.'

Facebook.

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"I've tried teaching them our language but they're obviously not very smart."

'Check under the hood? You're not feeling good? Oh, now I understand...you feel misunderstood!'

'Okay, that's a good start, but can you think of any other ways to communicate besides putting sticky notes on him?'

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

'What is it?'

'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.