Social Status Explorer Mugs

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"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

"The worst thing about selling 51 percent of my company is that I can't walk around like I own the place."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"