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'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

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"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"No, the Geo Metros, Hyundais, Rabbits, and Kias belong to faculty - the Alfa Romeos, BMWs, and Volvos belong to students."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

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'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

That should get you motivated.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"I never thought I'd get married again."

"I don't do intimidation"

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Plumbing Company Executive

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

'Norton, you'll never be a great success until you get a smaller cellphone and a bigger automobile.'

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