Status Symbol Analyst Pillows

Add a touch of personality with our pillows designed for the analytical mind. Cozy, clever, and perfect for showing off their status symbol at home or in the office.

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'It's quite depressing really: The students have better cars than we have...'

'It's quite depressing really: The students have better cars than we have...' mockup

'It's quite depressing really: The students have better cars than we have...'

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"It's so much easier keeping up with the Jones's since they both got made redundant."

"It's so much easier keeping up with the Jones's since they both got made redundant." mockup

"It's so much easier keeping up with the Jones's since they both got made redundant."

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"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money." mockup

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

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"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses." mockup

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

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"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world." mockup

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

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'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.' mockup

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

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'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.' mockup

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

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"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate." mockup

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

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That should get you motivated.

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'Oh, really? I work for little softy.' mockup

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

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'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.' mockup

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

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"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?" mockup

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

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"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich." mockup

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

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Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport mockup

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

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"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'" mockup

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

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"I don't do intimidation"

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'Have you met my vice-presidents?' mockup

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

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"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me." mockup

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

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"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

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'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?' mockup

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

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"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!" mockup

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

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"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely." mockup

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

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"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?" mockup

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

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Plumbing Company Executive

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"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?" mockup

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

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"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt." mockup

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

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The Doves of Peace and War.

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Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

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Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough mockup

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

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"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

"So you see, even greed has its rewards." mockup

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

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'Norton, you'll never be a great success until you get a smaller cellphone and a bigger automobile.'

'Norton, you'll never be a great success until you get a smaller cellphone and a bigger automobile.' mockup

'Norton, you'll never be a great success until you get a smaller cellphone and a bigger automobile.'

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Status Symbol Analyst Pillows Collection

Status Symbol Analyst Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate analysts with witty, insightful designs—great for their morning coffee break.

Status Symbol Analyst Prints

Browse our art prints that highlight the cleverness and creativity of analysts, adding inspiration and personality to their environment.

Status Symbol Analyst T-Shirts

Find stylish t-shirts that speak to the creative analyst with clever messages and eye-catching designs—ideal for showcasing their unique personality.