Symbol Analyst Pillows

Men's and Women's bathroom door silhouette symbols.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Build Your Own Portfolio

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Anti-war libra.

'Crisis'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Portfolio, 2011

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Travel looks strong!

City Redundancies - In? Out?

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

Business Outlook

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"He downgraded Apple."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "