Stock Analysts Pillows

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Light Bulb Moment

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

Build Your Own Portfolio

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"Morning, all!"

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Time Is Money

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'