Symbol Analyst Mugs

Men's and Women's bathroom door silhouette symbols.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Build Your Own Portfolio

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Anti-war libra.

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'Crisis'

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Portfolio, 2011

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

City Redundancies - In? Out?

Travel looks strong!

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

Business Outlook

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'