Status Symbol Aficionado Prints

"It's not about how much money you have son, it's about how much money others think you have."

'My other car has a bumper sticker that says 'my other car is a cadillac','

Hampstead - Neighbourhood Rolex Watch Area

"I don't do intimidation"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

That should get you motivated.

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"No religious nuts!"

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

Hanging out your shingle

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

Way to go

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

"What the...?! They're all just emojis!"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"High Pressure Area"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

Plumbing Company Executive

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

IVF Slut

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

'Norton, you'll never be a great success until you get a smaller cellphone and a bigger automobile.'