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"Yes, that's what I said; a towtruck and a rowboat."

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

Greek Crisis

World Financial Mafia

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

Greek Crisis

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

"People are crazy."

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

The End is Relative

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

Microsoft Merger

Greek Crisis

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

There's just no excuse for your behavior, Al. I thought it was your job to find one, doctor.

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

Dept of Entropy.

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

Sigmund Freud

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."