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"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

World Financial Mafia

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

Social Welfare next!

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Violence in Mexico

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

'I can't even watch football on TV. When they go into a huddle I'm sure they're talking about me.'

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

"It's easy. The first step is to entirely change who you are."

Illustration for 'Eleanor's Victory' by Miss Braddon, scene 2.

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

I want to die! Where is everyone? You panic every birthday! Why do I put myself through this?

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

Men telling stories

"I was fired everywhere because I have no manners. Give me some money, you b*@£%d!"

Coronavirus and family economy

"Maybe quarantine was better?!!!"

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

"So ... is the Pope Catholic?"

'We were having a debate on the separation of church and state when I pointed out that it's not constitutional to care for the poor and sick, but is church doctrine. . .'

"I love our lunches out there, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched."

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