Social Status Analyst T-Shirts

"I think, Your Majesty, that you are perceived as an élitist."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

World Financial Mafia

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Violence in Mexico

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Illustration for 'Eleanor's Victory' by Miss Braddon, scene 2.

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

Heaven Has VIP

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

Yummy Mummy.

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

I want to die! Where is everyone? You panic every birthday! Why do I put myself through this?

'It would make people say Mr Barnes must be doing real good with his cows if he can buy his son a new bike.'

Jugular: Classic Car preferred by the wealthier vampire.

Men telling stories

'We were having a debate on the separation of church and state when I pointed out that it's not constitutional to care for the poor and sick, but is church doctrine. . .'

Coronavirus and family economy

"So ... is the Pope Catholic?"