Social Status Analyst Gifts

"I think, Your Majesty, that you are perceived as an élitist."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

World Financial Mafia

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Violence in Mexico

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Illustration for 'Eleanor's Victory' by Miss Braddon, scene 2.

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

Heaven Has VIP

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Yummy Mummy.

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

Jugular: Classic Car preferred by the wealthier vampire.

"I was fired everywhere because I have no manners. Give me some money, you b*@£%d!"

I want to die! Where is everyone? You panic every birthday! Why do I put myself through this?

'We were having a debate on the separation of church and state when I pointed out that it's not constitutional to care for the poor and sick, but is church doctrine. . .'

Coronavirus and family economy

Men telling stories

"So ... is the Pope Catholic?"