
"Business class, sir?"
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"Business class, sir?"
"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."
"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."
"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"
"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."
"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"
I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.
"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."
Big Shot/Bigger Shot.
'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'
'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'
Awkward First Dates
'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'
"Does this desk make my job look big?"
"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."
Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.
'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'
"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"
"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"
Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.
"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"
"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."
Sports car style baby buggy.
'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'
"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."
'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'
'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'
The Blings - collectors of jewelry.
"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."
'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'
"Well, here's the problem. Someone changed the greeting control from 'curt nod' to 'hug.'"
"The worst thing about selling 51 percent of my company is that I can't walk around like I own the place."
Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'
'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'
"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"
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