Social Status Commentary T-Shirts

'My schoolmates voted me, 'Most likely to succeed.''

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

Biological Alarm Clock.

That should get you motivated.

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

No Leaders

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

The Burbs

"How can I feel validated without my own security detail?"

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Norton, you'll never be a great success until you get a smaller cellphone and a bigger automobile.'

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

Unnecessary Surgery

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

'Let's find anothr cafe - I'm not eating in any restaurant that outranks me'

'It would make people say Mr Barnes must be doing real good with his cows if he can buy his son a new bike.'

Typically nouveau-riche - they've bought the house next door as their kids' Wendy House!

Jugular: Classic Car preferred by the wealthier vampire.

"Don't waste time on Daddy. Mummy's the money."

'A player' carried in his sedan chair, preceded by his footman

Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

Stone Age Bicycle Rack

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

"I'm a lot more ambitious than you Dad! I don't just want to be the King of the Jungle, I want to be an emperor!"