Typically nouveau-riche - they've bought the house next door as their kids' Wendy House!
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"I believe his family are quite high on the social and evolutionary ladder."
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
Glance Exchange
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
"What are you doing?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"God help us, it's that guy."
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'
Nervous at a party.
Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....
Take a pill so you won't be one.
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
The United States of Amazement
"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."
"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
'Boy, look at his personal space!'
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
Elegance & Social Distance
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