Social Status Commentary Prints

'My schoolmates voted me, 'Most likely to succeed.''

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

That should get you motivated.

Biological Alarm Clock.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

No Leaders

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

The Burbs

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

"How can I feel validated without my own security detail?"

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

Unnecessary Surgery

'Norton, you'll never be a great success until you get a smaller cellphone and a bigger automobile.'

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

Stone Age Bicycle Rack

Jugular: Classic Car preferred by the wealthier vampire.

Typically nouveau-riche - they've bought the house next door as their kids' Wendy House!

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

"Don't waste time on Daddy. Mummy's the money."

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

'Let's find anothr cafe - I'm not eating in any restaurant that outranks me'

Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown

'A player' carried in his sedan chair, preceded by his footman

"I'm a lot more ambitious than you Dad! I don't just want to be the King of the Jungle, I want to be an emperor!"

'It would make people say Mr Barnes must be doing real good with his cows if he can buy his son a new bike.'

Cat is Ruler of the House.