Work Scene Analyst Gifts

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."

"They grow up so fast."

It come's to my attention that you have been doing the work of two men.

"Next on the agenda: How can we crush workers' spirit, while appearing to care?"

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

Above Reproach.

'Not in here, stupid - I don't need to!'

"It's the boss's son, what can I do about it?"

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

"Best wishes in your new job!"

'Believe me, mister... I'm an old hand in capital procurement!'

Mitch learned beneath his conscious thoughts, he felt small,inadequate,desperately in need of strength,competence, power.

"Remind me, Simpkins. Did I fire you or not?"

"So despite the strong smell of petrol you still claim that your husband, cat and budgie all spontaneously combusted?"

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

'We've got a high staff fluctuation, that's why it's not worth furnishing the offices.'

'He's really keen, highly motivated. Unfortunately he doesn't know how to do anything.'

'The good news is that our latest campaign has MASSIVELY improved understanding of the job status and prospects.'

Fire Sprinkler Manufacturing

'Well, Ms. LaBoom, you may call it a transparency act, but we call it a peep show.'

'It's nothing personal, Johnson, we're letting all the deadwood go.'

"Damnit, that's not what I call accountability."

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

"Are you sure you didn't just take my answers out of context?"

'The killer should not be hard to find - he has left a trail of inserts.'

"Oh, no. That's not good."