Work Scene Analyst Mugs

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."

"They grow up so fast."

It come's to my attention that you have been doing the work of two men.

"Next on the agenda: How can we crush workers' spirit, while appearing to care?"

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

'I'll take that as a screwed up ball of paper bouncing off my head then?'

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

Above Reproach.

'Believe me, mister... I'm an old hand in capital procurement!'

'Not in here, stupid - I don't need to!'

"Best wishes in your new job!"

"It's the boss's son, what can I do about it?"

"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

'Well at least they died with smiles on their faces.'

Mitch learned beneath his conscious thoughts, he felt small,inadequate,desperately in need of strength,competence, power.

"Remind me, Simpkins. Did I fire you or not?"

"So despite the strong smell of petrol you still claim that your husband, cat and budgie all spontaneously combusted?"

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

'He's really keen, highly motivated. Unfortunately he doesn't know how to do anything.'

'We've got a high staff fluctuation, that's why it's not worth furnishing the offices.'

'The good news is that our latest campaign has MASSIVELY improved understanding of the job status and prospects.'

'Well, Ms. LaBoom, you may call it a transparency act, but we call it a peep show.'

Fire Sprinkler Manufacturing

'It's nothing personal, Johnson, we're letting all the deadwood go.'

"Damnit, that's not what I call accountability."

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

'The killer should not be hard to find - he has left a trail of inserts.'

"Oh, no. That's not good."