Teen Scene Analyst Mugs

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

"They grow up so fast."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Welcome to your new English Class.

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"So despite the strong smell of petrol you still claim that your husband, cat and budgie all spontaneously combusted?"

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'The killer should not be hard to find - he has left a trail of inserts.'

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

Spot Check

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

'Never mind WHOdunit - HOWdunnit?'

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

'Do any of your parents know what you're up to here?' 'Mam! Dad!' 'What?'

'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'